I'll get it! I'll get it! That's for me.
Hello?
Hi,Harvey!
Sure, ask away!
Oh... wait... one second.
- Aunt Zelda, do you mind? - Oh no, go right ahead.
No, I mean, would you leave me alone?
Oh. I get it sorry.
You were saying?
One more sec.
Salem, are you spying on me?
I'm a cat. I'm curious. So kill me.
Out!
Fine. I understand the delicacy of the moment.
Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina!
You were asking?
No, Mr.Pool said photosynthesis would not be on the test.
Is that it?
Okay ... yeah, see you tomorrow.
There, there. I'm sure Harvey will ask you out on a date... some day!
Thanks, Louisa.
You were listening? I have no privacy in this house!
Harvey and Sabrina! Harvey and Sabrina!
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch 1x06: Dream Date Original Airdate: 11/1/1996
I just don't get how people can dance with all these tables here?
Sasha, we'll move the tables.
It looks like I'm going to the dance.
- Who with?! - Me!
Dates are just societies way of keeping numbers even,
I'm going to represent all things that are odd.
And I'm sure that's exactly how people will see it.
Do you wanna come with me? We could go alone together.
No thanks.
You know I was thinking it might be kinda fun to go with Harvey.
Are you gonna ask him?
Oh I can't, I don't wanna complicate our friendship.
What if he asked you?
Oh, I don't mind if he complicates our friendship.
Hey Harvey, over here.
Thanks, I might not have spotted you at the same table where we always sit.
So, do you have plans for the dance tomorrow night?
Oops, gotta run!
Man, I've never seen her move so fast.
so you were saying about the dance?
Oh I probably won't go. School dances aren't my thing.
What about you?
Oh I haven't made any plans. Y'know, yet.
Hi Harvey, can I borrow a finger?
Sure.
Excuse me, we were talking.
Other people have fingers too you know.
Yes but Harvey works out and by the way Harvey,
I was thinking you and I could go to the dance together,okay?
Okay.
Great. Thanks for helping.
Okay? I thought you said school dances weren't your thing?
They're not, I panicked.
I have a hard time saying no. I really should work on that. No.
Aunt Zelda, I need help.
Of course, what is it?
Well it's kinda private.
Did someone say private?
Yes
I'm intrigued, continue.
Okay I'll tell you my problem if you promise to keep it a secret.
Well I wanted to go to the dance tonight with this guy.
Harvey.
Right. But he's going with this other girl.
Libby.
Okay and then what happens?
Oh sweety, if Harvey likes Libby that's his choice.
No but I don't think he does. I mean she asked him
and because he has a problem saying no, he said yes.
Then why didn't you ask him?
Because then he would know that I liked him.
But you do.
Yes, but I can't tell him that.
Have you at least dropped a hint?
Well I smile at him a lot
and sometimes when we play foozball I let him win.
He'll never figure it out that way.
Sixteen year old boys are oblivious,
if you like Harvey, you'll have to tell him.
You may even want to use one of these.
A sledgehammer?
Look, I think I'd rather just use a love spell
but I can't seem to find one in my magic book.
Oh Sabrina, I hate to disappoint you but there is no love spell.
Love is far too precious to tamper with.
You mean too weird,
that's why there's no standardised formula,
although Calvin Kline came remarkably close with 'Obsession'
So being a witch doesn't help me at all?
Well in this case, no.
Not necessarily.
You can't make someone love you
but you can imprison them in a ring
for not loving you. See?
Hilda, let me out. Thou art starting to grow on me.
I love the way he catches the light.
Look, trapping Harvey in amber is not exactly what I had in mind.
I think I need to be alone again.
Oh, that privacy thing?
Hilda, let's go. We'll be down stairs if you need us.
That's right. We're here, we care and we have pie.
That stinks.
Harvey or no Harvey, she should go to the ball...
I mean dance.
Sabrina needs someone who's hip and fun, who'll make her forget Harvey.
I know, do we have any Man Dough in the house?
Great idea. I'll race you to the kitchen.
Beat you!
Oh, you are so immature.
Do you mind? I was busy staring into space.
You can do that later. We are making Sabrina a dream date.
Oh, ooh, ooh, my kibble!
Dream date.
Got your nose!
Here's your ears.
There.
Wait a minute, one arm is shorter than the other.
Hilda, have you been eating dough?
No.
- Now for the personality glaze. - Pour it on.
Lets make him a great dancer.
And a dare devil.
And a musician.
Do girls still like musicians?
Ever since Mozart's 'Feel the Heat' tour.
- Oh! I over did the enthusiasm. - He's going to a high school dance
he's going to need all the enthusiasm he can get.
What are you cooking? Something smells...
handsome?
We're making you a dream date out of Man Dough
You will have a meeting of dream done with mass-man.
Man Dough?
He'll be tall, dark and yeasty.
Now he lasts about four hours, which is perfect for your dance.
Yeah perfect,
except for the fact that I wanted to go with Harvey, not Pop'n'fresh.
Oh come on,
just meet him before you make up your mind.
You're going to like him, he's really enthusiastic.
I've already made up my mind, I'm not going.
Man's done!
Hey. Hi, man am I happy to be here.
Wow! He is really cute.
Well, we do nice work but if you don't wanna go to the dance...
Changed my mind, I'll go. Just, give me a sec to get ready.
All set. Gotta go.
Man, you look great! And this dance sounds fantastic!
Oh man, this place is fantastic!
What do you call it?
- The cafeteria. - The cafeteria, the cafeteria;
I have to remember that. Whoa, great bunting!
Hey, could you keep it down? You're talking kinda loud.
-Hi. -Hi.
- Hi. - Who are you?
I'm Jenny. Who are you?
This is, Chad... Cory... Dillan.
- Great name. - Thanks...
Chad, could you get us some punch?
She has the best ideas.
So, what do you think?
He's cute. Where did you meet him?
Oh my aunts introduced us. We rode over on his motorcycle.
I approve.
Yeah Chad's pretty neat,
you know for an athlete, dare:devil, rock musician.
Guess what?
They had two flavours; orange and red.
Go easy Chad.
Well, I'm going to dance.
Wait a second. We can dance here?
Yeah, do you like dancing?
I'm made to dance and I love this song.
Here, excuse me.
Thank you, thank you. Thanks a lot.
Sasha, what have I missed?
Not much. Where have you been?
We had some engine trouble with the Vette on the way over.
- You drive a Corvette? - that's Shove'ette.
Hey! Same manufacturer.
Oh, please!
Oh My God! Who's that guy Sabrina's with?
His names Chad Cory Dillan and yes, that's his motorcycle outside.
Well I guess Sabrina wins.
I don't think so. Come on Harvey, let's hit the floor.
Actually Libby, I don't dance.
Excuse me?
This is a dance, guess what we do here?
Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.
For what?
I don't know, something else?
I can't believe you did this to me.
Sasha! Ladies room.
Oh man, I'm having a great time.
Me too.
What, why've you stopped dancing?
I just saw someone.
- Who? - just a friend.
This is fun. We haven't done this since the Taft administration.
What did you put in your personality?
I gave him lots of optimism. I want my dream date to be hopeful.
Oh that's nice.
Oo! Mine's done.
Hi. I'm Hilda
Would you get off my back?
I've been looking for work, stop riding me.
That doesn't sound too hopeful.
Something must have gone wrong.
Did you check the expiration date on the optimism?
- Oh no. It says 'hope fades - Which means...
My dream date is hopeless.
Ladies,
d'you wanna break up the hen party.
Somewhere men are competing in a professional sport
and I'm missing it.
So where's the TV? Never mind, I'll find it myself.
TV? TV? No.
I have the worst luck with men, even the ones made out of dough.
Here. Do you want to start over?
Yes... No, wait. I have an idea. Maybe I can change him.
Oh Hilda you know that never works.
But I love a challenge.
First I'll gain his trust by pretending to be interested in sports.
Wait. Don't you wanna see who my dream date is?
Let me guess. He's a brave, milk swilling fireman?
- How did you know? - I found the calendar in your desk.
Sabrina's right, there's no privacy in this home.
Ah, hello Kitten. Got milk?
What? Oh sorry, thought you were talking to me.
Oh man, this is the best night of my life!
Do you mind if we stop? I'm sorta tired.
Oh sure, go ahead. Although I gotta say,
I love this song.
Oh well then keep dancing. Jenny, cover for me.
All right. Don't be long, I don't want people thinking I sold out.
Hi Harvey. Are you busy?
no. I dropped the chip in the punch.
You look nice.
Thanks, so do you.
This is what I wore to school yesterday.
Oh well you smell okay.
So where's Libby?
Bathroom I guess. She's mad at me 'cause I don't dance.
Really? I would have thought you'd be good at that.
Well I'm okay when it's just me rocking out in my room.
I mean I don't spin around the pole or anything
but I get really self:conscious in front of other people.
We all do.
Not your date.
Oh, Chad's kinda special.
Wow! You really like him, don't you?
Hey, there you are. Hi, I'm Chad Cory Dillan.
Hey, here you are. Hello, I'm Chad Cory Dillan.
Harvey Dwight Kinkle.
It's nice to meet ya.
Hey Sabrina, you've gotta get back here. You wouldn't believe what you're missing.
A great song?
She knows everything.
Oh you're back, I thought maybe you'd fallen in.
Charming.
-What are you thinking? -That refs a jerk!
You know we could talk while we watch sports.
I mean relationships are built on communication.
Why don't you share your feelings?
Why don't you share the chips.
- Simon, the point I'm trying to make... - Look, look, look.
When we get to a boring commercial we'll make out, until then.
Do you mind?
I've never seen a man drink so much milk.
Aah! I like milk.
I don't understand why you just didn't say 'no'
when I asked you to this dance?
I told you, I'm working on it.
Alright! A slow dance.
You know Chad, I'm really not into slow dances.
Why don't we go over and stand by those chairs?
Genius! That is genius!
Oh this is too weird, even for me.
If you don't wanna be here, just leave.
- Look I don't tell many people this but... -There he is!
-Hi I'm Libby. -Hi I'm Chad.
I saw you dancing out there, you're really good.
Oh well I'm also a dare:devil and a rock musician.
Oh really! What instrument do you play?
Well lead guitar.
Lead guitar.
Hey Harvey, don't you play an instrument?
Yeah. The bassoon.
Wow, the bassoon. I think that's really sexy.
Maybe to another bassoon.
Oh man, I love this song!
Me too. Unfortunately my date can't dance.
Yes he can. As a matter of fact, Harvey is a wonderful dancer.
Sabrina! Technically that's not true.
Yes it is and why don't you prove it to them. Now.
Okay, maybe I know a few steps.
Yeah! Harvey's dancing alone. Alright!
He's actually better than Chad.
Much better.
-Did anyone see that? -Everyone saw it.
Now I feel really self:conscious.
Let's dance. I feel inspired.
-But... -I'd better go.
What! I wanna dance with you now.
Sorry Libby but you said I could leave if I wanted to.
Well I take it back. You have to dance with me.
Libby... No!
Look Chad, this doesn't feel right, I'm sorry. Excuse me, I gotta go.
Harvey!
I'm over here.
I thought you were leaving?
Yeah well I wanted to but now I have to wait for triple A.
Well, I can help you wait. I'm good at that, watch.
with what's his name, what's his name, what's his name?
with which is the name, what is the name, what is the name?
Nah, he's not really my type.
What, perfect isn't your type?
Actually Harvey, I wanted to talk to you about that.
But it's kinda hard for me.
What do you mean?
Well the thing is... I... see...
Sabrina, what is it?
Freeze!
Look, the thing is I came to this party expecting to have a good time with Chad
but one look at you and it was over.
I mean, I think it's great that we're friends,
but sometimes I wish it were more.
I like you Harvey. I like you a lot
but I guess for now this is the closest I can get to saying it to your face.
Thanks for listening.
Did you just say something?
Yeah. I said Chad isn't really perfect.
You know one arms longer than the other.
Well I'd better get back.
Sabrina, I was wondering since we're out here. Do You wanna dance?
Won't you feel self:conscious?
Just us.
So, do you love this song?
It's okay.
I'm starting to get a little self:conscious.
Okay, I'm there.
Sorry, that's all I can do.
It was enough. I think I'm ready to go home now.
Well hey, If you're done with the dance
do you wanna head over to the Slicery and play a little foosball?
Yeah, I love foozball!
Sorry, I've been hanging out with Chad too long.
Well, I'll go and tell him I'm leaving.
I like you Sabrina.
Why can't I say it to her face?
Sabrina, you're back!
Chad we need to talk.
Look, it was sweet of you to bring me to the dance
but you're not the one I want to be with.
Well who do you wanna be with?
Harvey.
That's an excellent choice, he's a great guy.
You really are a dream date, Chad.
So err, it's okay if I leave?
Oh sure, no, go ahead. I'll just stay here and miss you.
I don't want you to do that.
Look you only have two hours left and I'm sure you love this song so...
Why not ask Libby to dance?
Can I? I like Libby.
You like Libby?
Sorry, I guess I'm starting to go bad.
All right, fooz it or lose it.
Hey look. Same length. Ha!
So if you live by the pass, you die by the pass.
They kept the ball on the ground and they were able to convert in the red zone.
You know, I can't hear Pat Samerell while you're yapping.
It's a hardware commercial.
He's talking about hammers.
Okay, that's it.
Done!
-Nineteen seconds. -Yes!
Commin' through.
Be back in a jiff.
So what now?
Well um, I could register your bike or make lasagne for fifty.
Could you teach me the hiemlich?
Sure but first I need a milk break to fortify my body
and build healthy teeth and bones.
Yes I finally got through to Simon.
Well since my dream date turned out to be a dud,
I guess we'll have to share yours.
Oh! Oh no! No I'm not sharing. He's mine.
- Be nice. - I made him. Let go.
I won't.
Let go! Let go!
Now look what you've done.
My milk!
He's damaged now. Can I have him?
Oh man I love this song!
You and I are so right for each other.
Must... find... preservatives!
Chad! Chad!
Chad? Chad?
Gross!
I had a really great time. Oh man I love this song!
Are you a detective?
I'd like to report a missing person.
Chad Cory Dillan.
Well he's really tall. he's really cute.
He was last seen dancing with me, everyone was looking it was so cool.
Well he's only been gone twenty minutes but I thought...
No I will not wait twenty:four hours.
Don't you people realise this is the love of my life?...
Hello? Hello?
**Saboor Mughal**